For you dog owners of the world

Jack Black is one of my heros. He's fat, he's funny, he's sweaty, and the mo-fo can sing like he means it. He's teaming up with the best damned sock-puppet creator ever to make the Tenacious D movie, and I think he's probably one of the most authentic actors in Hollywood.

One of Mr. Black's lesser known movies is a flick called 'Envy'. The premise is that Jack Black is a really really irritating neighbor who think of himself as an inventor. One day, he invents a magical spray that makes dog poo fade away into thin air. He's an instant billionaire, and immediately builds a huge mansion across the street and buys a pony. Hilarity ensues. Christopher Walken arrives. All is right with the world.

The question, of course, was - where does the poo GO? I'll let you watch the movie to discover that.

Now imagine this series of events: You're in highschool. You're a stoner with a bit of a gift for ingenuity. You go to science class and maybe your teacher does that trick with the rose where he dips it in nitro-glycerin and then shatters it with a hammer. Cool! Then you sneak a few joints with some friends before heading home to plop down on your dog-fur covered couch, score some Cheetos and a Mountain Dew and get happily sucked into the movie "Envy" which has been in heavy rotation on USA. Your three-legged pug snuggles up to you, your hand curls tightly around your bong...

The stars align, and voila:




Think I'm just being creative with Photoshop? THINK AGAIN

I can't be sure that the above scenario is how this product was born. But really, how could it NOT be?