Luckier than a monkey with a fist full of gold.

Four years!




Damn right.

Motherf...

This is why I wanted a robot.

I said, "Hey, I want a robot. Preferably a piratey one."

But none of you listened. Not a god-damned one of you.

I also said, "Hey, I want an island...wouldn't that be fun?"

But no.

"Think how hard it would be - living on an island."

That's what you all said.

Well.

If, after you've donated, you have $50K sitting around...

Then I want this:



Why?

Because that's the fire of burning water.

Yeah, it's a hydrogen-burning fireplace. All you need is tap water, and BLAM, the Aqueon splits it into hydrogen and oxygen, and sets that shit on FIRE.

And just in case you think I haven't done my research, this isn't the first example of someone making fire out of water. It's just the most expensive.

Also check out the prettier making fire from ice.

Donate, bitches.

Go donate here:



Because as much as all the people in the South need our help, the animals need even more.

Remember, they didn't vote for the fucker, we did.