Motherf...

This is why I wanted a robot.

I said, "Hey, I want a robot. Preferably a piratey one."

But none of you listened. Not a god-damned one of you.

I also said, "Hey, I want an island...wouldn't that be fun?"

But no.

"Think how hard it would be - living on an island."

That's what you all said.

Well.