Why I will one day speak Japanese

Ok, I can't even post the picture of this. I mean, I could, but I can't.

Suffice it to say, that I love Japan.

This article is from The Japan Times. Now, understand, The Japan Times is NOT a Japanese version of The Onion. It's real news.

And, yes, I know that the photo looks totally fake. But it's still real news.

This is why I want to go to Japan.

One day...one day.