Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You:

Octopus dropkick!!!!!

Let it be known, that while it would appear that I have a serious Asian-absurdity fetish, I can assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. It just happens that most of the things I find awesome aren't made in the US. The French are just as silly as the Japanese, and I'll prove it.

But for now, allow me to invite you to visit ODK.

To entice you, here are some images: